Ode to The Grey and Yellow

“Oh grey sweater, why do you mock me so, I try to ignore you but there you are right in front of me.. hideous… scary… and yet I can’t stop staring..” In all seriousness, how did anyone design this sweater? And why did my usually very well-dressed colleague buy it. To make matters worse, he is wearing a vneck undershirt underneath. I love clothes and my four overflowing closets can attest to my inability to get rid of things that are way past their prime… and yet nothing compares to the grey nightmare which I am forced to stare at.  Everyone has that outfit, shirt pants whatever that make them look just awful and yet they continue to wear it. In most men’s cases, it is their favorite shirt- which is why I have systematically thrown all my husband’s “favorite”  shirts out – so I do not have to stare and think, hmm well that shirts a mistake. Ok that was harsh but you get the idea. Men of the world unite… if it is smelly, old, ugly and more than one person has noted this to you… throw it out. You are doing yourself a diservice and may make the women folk question your hotness!