You Probably Didn’t Know

Courtesy of Pithy Comments which was courtesy of This Fish Needs a Bicycle. I think it sounds fun so I will continue it.

I eat just about anything and about three times that of a normal individual each and every day.  I talk, sing and sometimes even act things out to myself. I unabashedly, drift off and stare at certain people and don’t stop just because I’m caught…. sorry   I am wearing a slip today for the first time since I was 12 and think I may be taking it off any second now because I don’t understand the purpose. I haven’t worn pantyhose since I was 12 and don’t plan on starting until my legs are ugly.  The most prominent word in my vocabulary is F%^K and I morph it in every way possible.

I dress up when I’m sad. I like to match my eyeshadow to my outfit.  I have three closets of clothes and still shop whenever possible. I like planes and boats and even secretly like motorcycles. I am only quiet when travelling. I can drift off for hours looking at pretty scenery. I love to make people laugh and to laugh myself. I can out drink most men and still be 100% sober. I constantly gossip and can keep secrets better than anyone. I know right away if I click with someone and feel closer to the people in my life right now than I ever have.

I believe in ghosts and true romance. I believe positive thinking can save the day and also know enough to see the signs of reality. I ramble endlessly and listen attentively. I watch teen movies with my best friends and scary movies with my husband. I love my family more than anything. I think of my good friends as family. I am most upset when a friend is in trouble and yet mope at my own despair.  I can love and hate someone at the same time.  I do know the right thing to do and what needs to happen, but am just having trouble doing it.