Why does everyone seems to think I can track everybody who sits within my line of sight? Let me settle this right now:
1) People don’t tell me where they are going every time they leave their desk.
2) They refuse to let me LoJack them- they claim the chip will hurt
3) I don’t particularly care where they went so I’m not gonna ask them just so I can tell you when you come running over with your pants on fire…
and 4) Fine, I usually do know where they are, but I’m not telling you!
